Eclipse on MTV.
I forgot the fact that Edward banged on about not having a soul for 2000+ pages.
🗣ROSALIE DESERVED HER OWN BOOK AND HER OWN R RATED MOVIE!!! 🗣
It’s so wack that Edward puts a charm on the bracelet Jake gave Bella. 😂
This just happened.
Remember how Jasper was seduced by a spicy Latina stereotype? But it was cool cause he was a confederate soldier? ???
Edward has sick mutton chops in this movie.
Listen I know Jack all about tribal leadership, but the way this is set up Jake really considers chucking up the deuces to being chief for Bella and her womb fruit. Smh.
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