Eclipse on MTV.
I forgot the fact that Edward banged on about not having a soul for 2000+ pages.
ROSALIE DESERVED HER OWN BOOK AND HER OWN R RATED MOVIE!!!
Remember how Jasper was seduced by a spicy Latina stereotype? But it was cool cause he was a confederate soldier? ???
Listen I know Jack all about tribal leadership, but the way this is set up Jake really considers chucking up the deuces to being chief for Bella and her womb fruit. Smh.