All right y’all. My Marvel Cinematic Universe marathon starts now. I’ve only seen a couple of the films - Black Panther, the first Guardians of the Galaxy - and @staykeener has convinced me to watch everything in the MCU. First up, @CaptainAmerica.

That main bad guy from the opening should’ve been played by Christoph Walz, 100%. The guy who @staykeener says becomes “The Red Skull.”

Wait this movie is TWO HOURS long?? My poor attention span...

Yo, Stanley Tucci?? I might’ve jumped on this bandwagon sooner had I realized.

Steve Rogers trying to get through the obstacle course during basic training = me trying to figure out how the machines at the gym work.

. @staykeener has spoiled two things already and we’re 30 minutes in. Also, how did they get Chris Evans to look so small??

“Do you two...fondue?”

Um, I did not see Schmitt peeling off his face coming. That’s gonna cause some nightmares tonight for sure.

NATALIE DORMER???????????

The bomb with “New York” painted on it? Lolololol

If I’m gonna go, please let it be by one of those high tech guns that turns you into mist, and not by the airplane propeller that turns you into mist. Yikes.

I couldn’t figure out how Captain America wasn’t ~70 years older than Iron Man so one of the spoilers @staykeener gave me was of my own doing.

With next to no points of reference, I give it... 9/10. I want more Peggy.

Buckle up, folks. @CaptainMarvel starts...now.

Jude Law???? (I know zero about this movie.)