Questions my 3 year is asking me while we watch Empire Strikes Back.

Right now, we’re on Dagobah.

- Why is R2D2 swimming?
- Is Darth Vader going to rescue Luke’s X wing?
- Why is Luke eating a gummy?

Now we’re on the asteroid.

-What happened to the Millenium Palcon?
-What is an ass-troyed?
-Why is Princess Leia fixing the ship?
-Is this Star Wars LEGO?

In Yoda’s hut.

-Why is Luke in there?
-Why is he eating soup?
-Why is he hungry?
-Why ready are you?
-Mom, where is the soup?
-Why doesn’t Yoda like soup? Why does he like jelly with biscuits? What does he eat?
-Can we watch baby yoda now?

Leaving the Asteriod.

-Why is there a cave?
-Why is there a worm? THERE ARE TWOOOOOO worms.
-Mom, where are they going?

Training in Dagobah.

Q: Why is there another cave? What is he looking for?
A: Answers!
Q: Why is there a lizard? Who is that?
A: Darth Vader.
Q: Is he going to lick Darth Vader?
A: Lick him?
Q: Yeaah. Where is R2-D2? What happened?
A: He struck him down!
Q: Ohhhhh

Q: Why are they talking
A: So Luke can learn a lesson
Q: why?
A: so he can fight Darth Vader.
Q: is he going to kill him?
A: no, actually.
Q: what is yoda doing?
A: using the force to lift the x wing.
Q: oh it’s still dirty. Is Luke going to clean it?