I’m regretting not becoming an expert in epidemiology, like everyone on the internet did.

I’m fine with people having takes. In fact, in a democracy expertise and science have no pre-political authority and ought to flow through the public when it comes to policy.

But it wouldn’t hurt to show a little humility/be a little less certain and a little more inquisitive.

Please don’t take this as an opportunity to float your theory or ask anybody to debate you. Because I’m gonna drink six cocktails and respond every single one of you.

No I’m not.