My new dress code is sitting naked in front of a fire to dry off, smoking a pipe #portraitofaladyonfire
With both of my canvas drying beside me
Also now that I can make bread I plan for all of our meals a hunk of cheese, torn off pieces of bread, and wine probably made in a bathtub #portraitofaladyonfire
Sorry i can’t find the listing on indeed for “lesbo artist needed on beautiful remote island, will be fed and wined every day it takes” #portraitofaladyonfire
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