waitress as mike wazowski: a thread.
i want drugs. i want massive amounts of drugs. i want the maximum legal limit of drugs.
dr. pomatter?

yeah?

i’m gonna give you this pie.

it looks absolutely delicious but i’m off sugar… actually it causes leptin resistance, chromium deficiency, decreased longevity…
honey, you all right?

shh, i'm inventing a new pie in my head.

of course you are.
jumping without a net bottomless pie
my hands pluck the things i know that i'll need i take the sugar and butter from the pantry
i'm calling myself "new dawn rising"
i can’t have coffee, it’s on the bad food list you gave me. WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU??
in the dark dark chocolate pie
dawn don't you think you're being a little, i mean maybe just a tad-

I'M NOT DEFENSIVE!!
hey hey hey! where the hell you all goin?

to the beach! pack us a lunch.
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