Now taking my little one to the ER...turns out he just swallowed a tiny button battery from an old watch we had.

This week has probably taken 10 years off my life so far.
X-rays in, he definitely swallowed it. The nurse said it's pretty far in, and most likely he'll pass it.

Waiting on the doctor now, so hopefully that's all it needs 🙏
"You know you love me dad."

"Yeah...yeah I really do little buddy." 😞
Alrighty: the battery is pretty far down into his small intestines. Which apparently is a "good thing".

The shitty news, literally, is I'll have to fish through his poop for the next two weeks to be sure it's out.
I went poop diving. Got 'em.
Also yes this is after washing everything. 😄

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