Now taking my little one to the ER...turns out he just swallowed a tiny button battery from an old watch we had.

This week has probably taken 10 years off my life so far.
X-rays in, he definitely swallowed it. The nurse said it& #39;s pretty far in, and most likely he& #39;ll pass it.

Waiting on the doctor now, so hopefully that& #39;s all it needs https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">
"You know you love me dad."

"Yeah...yeah I really do little buddy." https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😞" title="Disappointed face" aria-label="Emoji: Disappointed face">
Alrighty: the battery is pretty far down into his small intestines. Which apparently is a "good thing".

The shitty news, literally, is I& #39;ll have to fish through his poop for the next two weeks to be sure it& #39;s out.
I went poop diving. Got & #39;em.
Also yes this is after washing everything. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Expressionless face" aria-label="Emoji: Expressionless face">
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