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cinderella and snow white are like the film equivalents of the first animal that crawled out of the ocean to live on land. like i understand their importance in terms of history or whatever but a modern human still would kick that dumb fish& #39;s ass
seriously, snow white and the seven dwarfs is just an IMPOSSIBLY bad movie. it& #39;s ten thousand times worse than any movie made in the past two decades and i am including all 17 sharknados
evil queen : i’m gonna use magic to make myself into an old woman, visit the dwarves’ cottage, and trick snow white into eating a poison apple that will make her sleep until she receives love’s first kiss! hahahahaha!!!
me, her advisor: do you want to, like, just borrow my gun
me, her advisor: do you want to, like, just borrow my gun
me, in the snow white screenwriters& #39; room: ok how about we surprise the audience by having one of the dwarfs kiss her cheek to wake her up, since we& #39;ve spent most of the movie showing their growing love for her
other guy: how about a prince who& #39;s never met her
me: hmm
other guy: how about a prince who& #39;s never met her
me: hmm
me: do you think it might be a good idea to give snow white a single redeeming quality beyond a vague "niceness"
other guy: no
other guy: no
up yours snow white and the seven dwarfs
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i will never stop adding to this thread
