cinderella and snow white are like the film equivalents of the first animal that crawled out of the ocean to live on land. like i understand their importance in terms of history or whatever but a modern human still would kick that dumb fish's ass

seriously, snow white and the seven dwarfs is just an IMPOSSIBLY bad movie. it's ten thousand times worse than any movie made in the past two decades and i am including all 17 sharknados

evil queen : i’m gonna use magic to make myself into an old woman, visit the dwarves’ cottage, and trick snow white into eating a poison apple that will make her sleep until she receives love’s first kiss! hahahahaha!!!

me, her advisor: do you want to, like, just borrow my gun

me, in the snow white screenwriters' room: ok how about we surprise the audience by having one of the dwarfs kiss her cheek to wake her up, since we've spent most of the movie showing their growing love for her

other guy: how about a prince who's never met her

me: hmm

me: do you think it might be a good idea to give snow white a single redeeming quality beyond a vague "niceness"

other guy: no

up yours snow white and the seven dwarfs

i will never stop adding to this thread