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I got a new hairbrush and I like it a lot
I broke my last one pretending it was a microphone and I went a very long time without one and just pulled tangles with my fingers like a caveman because I& #39;m a stupid man probably
Anyway, y& #39;all know I have a lot of hair. Bad idea. I finally remembered to grab one. It claimed it could detangle anything. But every hairbrush I& #39;ve ever owned couldn& #39;t figure this shit out and all of you that make shit hairbrushes are dead to me.
This one is different. It didn& #39;t rip all of the hair out of my skull or get caught every 3 seconds. It& #39;s a reliable hairbrush.
I& #39;ve gone full Rapunzel
Be honest. Who wants to pet my head rn
I need to shave 3 days ago
Please take everything in the beginning of this thread for what it is and never mention it or question my decisions
