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I got a new hairbrush and I like it a lot
I broke my last one pretending it was a microphone and I went a very long time without one and just pulled tangles with my fingers like a caveman because I'm a stupid man probably
Anyway, y'all know I have a lot of hair. Bad idea. I finally remembered to grab one. It claimed it could detangle anything. But every hairbrush I've ever owned couldn't figure this shit out and all of you that make shit hairbrushes are dead to me.
This one is different. It didn't rip all of the hair out of my skull or get caught every 3 seconds. It's a reliable hairbrush.
I've gone full Rapunzel
Be honest. Who wants to pet my head rn
I need to shave 3 days ago
Please take everything in the beginning of this thread for what it is and never mention it or question my decisions
