i'm face timing with my entire family. my granny don't know how to do this shit! i have bourbon, my weighted blanket, and living single is on mute in the background.
My granny got on camera and smiled and realized she forgot to put her tooth in and hung up LMAO
"everybody talking shit about foodstamps now gotta apply to food stamps"
"and yall can't say nothing because I opened his mail!"
my dad heard a sound while my mama wasn't home and she said "oh that's mary!" and now he's afraid to go in the basement lol
the whole family started roasting my sister's boyfriend lmao
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