Clubbing is for men and single women. The whole scene is not for taken women. Unless you’re with your man, it’s kinda dead.

Hear me out:
First of all, what to wear? If I look too cute men are gonna move to me, I don’t want that. But if I look like an aunty why am I even here?
Secondly, dancing? How many times am I gonna wine up on my girls? I want to cock it up on a man. My man. If he ain’t there am I gonna be two stepping by myself?
Thirdly, there’s always more women than men. There’s a reason for that. Men, taken or not can enjoy. For women it’s a bit tricky imo.

I’ve realised why I don’t like going OUT out anymore.
You can follow @ChendGolden.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: