I cooked in bulk yesterday (Thx @instantpot not a sponsor but should be) but I also want pizza? Let’s vote. Pizza or food I already have?
PIZZA WINS! Thanks guys wow that was a tough poll.
What’s that? Because I’ve been good all week I can have wings too? You guys….this is why I do what I do. You all are so cool!!
Order said “Leave pizza at Door." Dude rung my bell and wouldn’t leave until I had to yell at him to just leave it cuz he kept trying to want to hand the pizza to me!

Bro, unless that’s an AUTHENTIC Chicago style pizza, I ain’t risking my life opening my door for a person!
AND…I’m re-heating that joker in the oven to kill anything on it IN CASE somebody did a lil coffy-cough. I AINT PLAYIN
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