You are offered a clean $100k. You can take it and go home. But you can take a penalty kick against Ter Stegen. If he saves it, you walk away with nothing. But if you score, you walk with $500k. One shot. Do you take it, or go home with the 100k?

I'm taking the penalty.

If (when) I convert the first, and am offered double or nothing, I'm talking it again and then walking away with a cool million and turning down any more chances and all interviews, especially with The Sun.