help I’m stuck listening to my husbands work zoom and I can’t leave the room because I’m not wearing pants https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face"> how is my country ass shooketh by these accents yes this is a direct attack that includes you @ScottHodnett
also I can hear the guy who wanted to fk my husband on a work trip even tho he’d already met me and I AINT FORGET https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes"> who he think he is a whole Kim Seokjin NO
They just discussed where they were during 9/11. What tf is happening. Why am I here? Why didn’t I have an opportunity to leave? I thought this was a work call but it’s a bday hangout help SOS yoongi save me
Came up with their ship name in my gc [redacted]
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