I told two random people to fuck off today... a thread! #COVID19 #SocialDistancing #SocialDistancingNow #StayHomeSaveLives #COVID19Pandemic
I went to TD Bank (closed) to deposit a cheque in the ATM, one lady in the ATM room, one ATM free, I go to the free one and begin my deposit, as I begin the lady begin to leave but someone she knows was coming in at the same time. /1
The two of them then decide to have a conversation, in the small ATM room, basically blocking the only door. Rambling on about their lives and cackling in each others faces /2
I finish at the ATM and head to the door, pausing as they reluctantly shift a few feet so I can LEAVE the fucking building. /3
Outside the door, there is an old man waiting to come in, as I exit he asks me if the other two were done. I replied as the door closed hoping they would hear me “I don’t know they’re just standing there TALKING” I then head to my car, which is parked in front of the window to /4
The ATM room, I see them, still fucking yapping on in the doorway... I got back out of my car, tapped on the window at them, and mouthed “FUCK OFF” with a thumb over shoulder sign and get back in my car. /6
Oh btw, they were home care workers talking about their jobs. 😬
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