People who cry during movies are weak, you know none of that shit actually happened right?
Stop replying to me with sad movies that didn’t actually happen and were staged for entertainment purposes. It’s only acceptable to cry during documentaries.
My favorite thing is tweeting stuff like this and never ever reading the replies.
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