So...

We didn't get to fill out #MarchMadness brackets. Plus, baseball has been postponed.

Both of those are killing me.

So I've decided to give myself, and you, my followers, something to do for the next few days...
I've come up with my Top 32 favorite/most unique/hilarious @MiLB team names, but I need your help to decide the best.

So to give everyone something to do for the next few days, I've created a bracket and will be posting polls for my followers to participate in...
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#1 El Paso Chihuahuas (Triple-A)

vs

#8 Cedar Rapids Kernels (Single-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#3 Richmond Flying Squirrels (Double-A)

vs

#6 Toledo Mud Hens (Triple-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#4 Lancaster Jethawks (Single-A Adv.)

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#5 Binghamton Rumbleponies (Double-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#2 Rocket City Trash Pandas (Double-A)

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#7 Great Lakes Loons (Single-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#1 Akron Rubberducks (Double-A)

vs

#8 Fayetteville Woodpeckers (Single-A Adv.)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#3 Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp (Double-A)

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#6 Hickory Crawdads (Single-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#4 Amarillo Sod Poodles (Double-A)

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#5 Kannapolis Cannonballers (Single-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#2 Montgomery Biscuits (Double-A)

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#7 Rancho Quakes (Single-A Adv.)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#1 Modesto Nuts (Single-A Adv.)

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#8 Lakewood Blue Claws (Single-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#3 Biloxi Shuckers (Double-A)

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#6 Omaha Storm Chasers (Triple-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#4 Lehigh Valley Ironpigs (Triple-A)

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#5 Fort Myers Mighty Mussels (Single-A Adv.)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#2 Florida Fire Frogs (Single-A Adv.)

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#7 Reading Fightin' Phils (Double-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#1 Fort Wayne Tincaps (Single-A)

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#8 Wichita Wind Surge (Triple-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#3 Lakeland Flying Tigers (Single-A Adv.)

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#6 Hartford Yard Goats (Double-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#4 Pensacola Blue Wahoos (Double-A)

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#5 Albuquerque Isotopes (Triple-A)
Best @MiLB Team Name, Round of 32...

#2 Lansing Lugnuts (Single-A)

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#7 Augusta Greenjackets (Single-A)
VOTING IS NOW OPEN FOR ALL 16 MATCHUPS FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS! #RobsMinorLeagueMadness
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

#1 El Paso Chihuahuas defeats #8 Cedar Rapids Kernels, 63% to 38%.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

#3 Richmond Flying Squirrels beat #6 Toledo Mud Hens, getting 2/3 of the votes.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

#5 Binghamton Rumbleponies destroy #4 Lancaster Jethawks, claiming 82% of the votes!
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

Saw this one coming... everyone loves the brand new Rocket City Trash Pandas! They get 90% of the votes, eliminating the Great Lakes Loons.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

#1 Akron RubberDucks 78%
#8 Fayetteville Woodpeckers 23%
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

This was closer than I thought it would be. #3 Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp beat #6 Hickory Crawdads, 53% to 47%.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

The voters seem to approve of the recently renamed Kannapolis CannonBallers...they're moving on! They get 58% of the vote in their matchup against the Amarillo Sod Poodles.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

Grab the butter! The Montgomery Biscuits are heading to the Sweet 16, easily beating the Rancho Quakes, 82%-18%.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

The #1 Modesto Nuts beat the #8 Lakewood Blue Claws, 73%-27%.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

IT'S A 50-50 TIE?!

I guess we will let the Biloxi Shuckers and the Omaha Storm Chasers move on and face the Nuts. That Sweet 16 poll will have three options.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

Another rebranded team wins! The Fort Myers Might Mussels (formerly the Ft Myers Miracle) beats the Lehigh Valley Ironpigs, getting 58% of the vote.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

The #2 Florida Fire Frogs put out the #7 Reading Fightin Phils, 71%-29%.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

The #1 Tincaps are heading to the Sweet 16 after a 68%-32% win over the Wichita Wind Surge.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

It's a runaway! The #6 Hartford Yard Goats beat the #3 Lakeland Flying Tigers with 90% of the vote!
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

Wahoo!

The Pensacola Blue Wahoos beat the Albuquerque Isotopes, 54%-46%.
RESULTS FROM THE OPENING ROUND OF #RobsMinorLeagueMadness...

The Lansing Lugnuts easily beat the Augusta Greenjackets, 81%-19%.

(I hope most of you understood/noticed why it's clever that they're named the Augusta Greenjackets... ⛳
Here we go... time for the Sweet 16 in #RobsMinorLeagueMadness!

Help me decide the best/more creative/most hilarious @MiLB team name.

Polls are below ⤵️
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16...

Best @MiLB team name.

#1 @epchihuahuas vs #3 @GoSquirrels
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16...

Best @MiLB team name.

#2 @trashpandas vs #5 @RumblePoniesBB
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16...

Best @MiLB team name.

#1 @AkronRubberDuck vs #3 @JaxShrimp
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16...

Best @MiLB team name.

#2 @BiscuitBaseball vs #5 @Kcannonballers
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16*

Best @MiLB team name.

#1 @ModestoNuts vs #3 @BiloxiShuckers vs #6 @OMAStormChasers

(*Shuckers and Storm Chasers finished in a 50%-50% tie last round. So it's technically the Sweet 17.)
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16...

Best @MiLB team name.

#2 @FireFrogsBB vs #5 @MightyMussels
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16...

Best @MiLB team name.

#1 @TinCaps vs #6 @GoYardGoats
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16...

Best @MiLB team name.

#2 @LansingLugnuts vs #4 @BlueWahoosBBall
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16 RESULTS...

The Chihuahuas are moving on! #1 El Paso gets 77% of the votes to beat the #3 Richmond Flying Squirrels.
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16 RESULTS...

Rocket City is beatin' and bangin' its way to the Elite 8! The #2 Trash Pandas beat the #5 Binghamton Rumble Ponies with 78% of the vote.
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16 RESULTS...

Another top seed is moving on! The #1 Akron Rubberducks make a late rally on Sunday night to get 52% of the total votes, and eliminate the #3 Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp!
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16 RESULTS...

UPSET! #5 Kannapolis Cannonballers knock off #2 Montgomery Biscuits, with 2/3 of the votes!
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16 RESULTS...

In a unique 3-team matchup (due to a 50-50 tie in the opening round between the Shuckers and Storm Chasers), the Biloxi Shuckers get 39% of the votes to knock out Omaha and the #1 Modesto Nuts.
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16 RESULTS...

They pull the upset on a walkoff HR! #5 Ft. Myers Mighty Mussels defeat #2 Florida Fire Frogs, 51% to 49%!
#RobsMinorLeagueMadness Sweet 16 RESULTS...

A third #1 seed is moving on! The Fort Wayne Tincaps beat the Hartford Yard Goats with 57% of the vote.
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