Dear women,

A guy is not "creepy" because he has an erection in the most inappropriate of places. Sometimes, it is not planned or even expected by the guy himself, he's not thinking about anything sexual. It just happens sometimes.
Guys, if you find yourself getting an erection in an inappropriate places.

There's this particular muscle you flex when you want to stop pee. Act like you're stopping pee, flex the muscle about 20 times to get rid of any unwanted erection.
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