Since we can’t go to any bars, tell us what your pets are currently doing but refer to them as “The drunk guy at the end of the bar...”https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is staring at me with a collection of dirty socks stuffed in his mouth.
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