Signs that you might have #ExecutiveDysfunction:

- "Take a shower" is always on your to-do list... when you actually remember to make a list.

- You can't start a thing until your partner comes home and asks you why you didn't start the thing, even if you had all day.

- You leave out things in your space as a physical reminder to do them... and you end up leaving out all the things.

- You love your friends to death and think about them often, but you genuinely forget to keep in touch with them. And then you are afraid to catch up with them because what if they're mad.

- You had trouble doing your homework in school but adults wouldn't accept that you DIDN'T know, so you either internalized that you're lazy, or you just made up answers to please them.

- You love office supply and stationary stores, because you can actively fantasize about, "What if I actually WAS organized?!"

- Your friends expect you to be a few minutes late to whatever commitments you have. Or they expect you to be super-early, because you have to overcompensate for your warped sense of time.

- You're supposed to be doing another thing RIGHT NOW but you're writing a twitter thread instead.