〔 unbelievable 〕
─♡ seongjoong au

» hongjoong stumbles upon a dating app profile claiming to be the actor park seonghwa. he finds it ridiculous that someone is trying to catfish as a famous actor bc there's no way it's the real seonghwa.

except it is
「 notes 」
» time/dates don't matter
» quote only, pls don't reply
» feel free to leave me curiouscats about your thoughts!
» daily updates (i'll try my best)
「 seonghwa + his friends 」
seonghwa:
» famous actor
» just wants love that doesn't involve mingi yelling "ily" at him
» pls send help

jongho:
» rising actor
» beginning to sweep all the roles
» watch out, he'll take both the lead and second-lead roles
» he'll be the whole cast
「 seonghwa's friends 」
yeosang:
» model and actor
» keeps getting stuck with the second-lead male roles
» does his own stunts
» won't hesitate to backflip away

mingi:
» model
» acts in commercials
» best known for the rash ointment ad which still haunts him (it paid well ok)
「 hongjoong + his friends 」
hongjoong:
» kindergarten teacher
» happy with being single
» tries to stop his students from eating clay
» running low on pants

yunho:
» chef
» talented in desserts
» spends his free time making weird food combos
» makes his friends try said combos
「 hongjoong's friends 」
wooyoung:
» veterinarian apprentice
» animals love him too
» don't ask him to identify parts of an animal cell

san:
» costume designer
» his designing room is a landmine of pin needles
» tends to steal clothes from his friends (with permission!)
« 1 » daily lives
« 2 » god i wish that were me
« 3 » no such thing as too busy for sharknado
« 4 » i wish i was a shark
« 5 » i want what they have
« 6 » one thing after another
« 7 » free dinner
« 8 » i just want free cake
« 9 » in the name of science
« 10 » bribery
« 11 » just boring
« 12 » maybe?
« 13 » greetings
« 14 » first meeting
« 15 » huh
« 16 » you be on that phone
« 17 » it's been 84 years
« 18 » it's whatever
« 19 » the bee movie
« 20 » the after thoughts
« 21 » big news
« 22 » a celebratory night
« 23 » i'm totally not drunk
« 24 » much to think about
« 25 » the realization
« 26 » how will i recover
« 27 » the reflection
« 28 » maybe i meant what i said
« 29 » go eat
« 30 » i can make a rectangle
« 31 » is your password assdestroyerxoxo
« 32 » how's it going with the cute one
« 33 » give us a crumb
« 34 » dogs and dinosaurs
« 35 » you're all useless
« 36 » don't talk to me
« 37 » the rat in the tub
« 38 » something is off
« 39 » accusations
« 40 » when he wants
« 41 » what an amazing week
« 42 » let it out
« 43 » i'm always here
« 44 » the rat took care of itself
« 45 » say i
« 46 » 18th century man
« 47 » that's basic
« 48 » third eye
« 49 » cue sobbing
« 50 » big break
« 51 » that's my best friend right there
« 52 » he?????
« 53 » let's go shopping
« 54 » kang fucking yeosang
« 55 » yeosang god
« 56 » without me??
« 57 » coordinating track suits
« 58 » just a coincidence
« 59 » outfit preparations
« 60 » i'm swooning
« 61 » brb gonna go scream
« 62 » i don't need feelings
« 63 » he out-cheesed me
« 64 » the interrogation begins
« 65 » they noticed?
« 66 » they don't have to know everything
« 67 » before the fitting
« 68 » get your man
« 69 » just ask him
« 70 » a confession
« 71 » emotions 🤢
« 72 » did it work?
« 73 » oh no
« 74 » i don't mind
« 75 » before the party
« 76 » have fun
« 77 » don't have too much fun!
« 78 » how could he just Do that
« 79 » many thoughts
« 80 » choi san hot
« 81 » tiring but fun
« 82 » i'm leaving
« 83 » why did he leave
« 84 » i wonder how he's doing
« 85 » worries
« 86 » finally
« 87 » believe in yourself
« 88 » lucky
« 89 » reminded me of you
« 90 » guess what
« 91 » midnight pudding
« 92 » at least you're here
« 93 » the coffee date
« 94 » bbq with the homies
« 95 » he's a what?
« 96 » oh....
« 97 » i can't believe it
« 98 » torn
« 99 » im in L word
« 100 » you're whipped
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