Thread by @JennieVTurner, I'm on hold with @wellsfargo. I called the correct number, but somehow [...]

I& #39;m on hold with @wellsfargo. I called the correct number, but somehow I was on hold for 45 minutes, and it has connected me to the ABSOLUTELY WRONG department. So, now I& #39;m basically starting over from scratch. The following twitter thread is my attempt to stay sane.

Currently, there are 308 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average of a wait time that I couldn& #39;t quite hear on the line.

Currently, there are 304 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 57 minutes 33 seconds.

Currently, there are 295 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 55 minutes 48 seconds. Phone battery is 47%.

Currently, there are 289 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 54 minutes 39 seconds. Phone battery is 47%.

Currently, there are 287 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 54 minutes 17 seconds. Phone battery is 46%.

Currently, there are 279 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 52 minutes 44 seconds. Phone battery is 46%.

Currently, there are 273 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 51 minutes 29 seconds. Phone battery is 46%.

Currently, there are 265 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 49 minutes 51 seconds. Phone battery is 46%.

Currently, there are 262 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 49 minutes 13 seconds. Phone battery is 45%.

Currently, there are 253 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 47 minutes 24 seconds. Phone battery is 45%.

Currently, there are 245 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 45 minutes 49 seconds. Phone battery is 45%.

Current total hold time: 1 hour 06 minutes

Currently, there are 242 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 45 minutes 14 seconds. Phone battery is 45%.

Currently, there are 232 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 43 minutes 02 seconds. Phone battery is 44%.

Currently, there are 224 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 41 minutes 25 seconds. Phone battery is 44%.

Currently, there are 216 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 39 minutes 43 seconds. Phone battery is 44%.

Currently, there are 211 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 38 minutes 41 seconds. Phone battery is 43%.

Currently, there are 207 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 37 minutes 56 seconds. Phone battery is 43%.

Currently, there are 203 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 37 minutes 11 seconds.
Phone battery is 43%.
Laptop battery is at 6%, and I lunged across the couch to get the charging cord just now.

Currently, there are 199 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 36 minutes 28 seconds.
Phone battery is 43%.

Total hold time so far: 1 hour 16 minutes

Currently, there are 194 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 35 minutes 33 seconds.
Phone battery is 43%.

I& #39;ve started dancing to the TERRIBLE hold music. I think I& #39;m losing it, but you should check with @ace_octopus to make sure.

Currently, there are 186 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 34 minutes 04 seconds.
Phone battery is 42%.

Currently, there are 181 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 33 minutes 06 seconds.
Phone battery is 42%.

Currently, there are 179 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 32 minutes 43 seconds.
Phone battery is 42%.

Currently, there are 175 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 32 minutes 00 seconds.
Phone battery is 42%.

Currently, there are 169 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 30 minutes 57 seconds.
Phone battery is 41%.

Currently, there are 160 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 29 minutes 22 seconds.
Phone battery is 41%.

Currently, there are 151 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 27 minutes 38 seconds.
Phone battery is 41%.

Currently, there are 144 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 26 minutes 20 seconds.
Phone battery is 41%.

Currently, there are 137 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 25 minutes 05 seconds.
Phone battery is 40%.

Total Wait Time SO FAR: 1 hour 27 minutes

Currently, there are 134 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 24 minutes 32 seconds.
Phone battery is 40%.

ALSO, I& #39;ve transcribed the other 2 announcements they made on this wait line.

This is fine. I& #39;m doing fine.

Currently, there are 126 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 23 minutes 02 seconds.
Phone battery is 40%.

Currently, there are 119 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 21 minutes 46 seconds.
Phone battery is 40%.

Currently, there are 109 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 19 minutes 54 seconds.
Phone battery is 39%.

Currently, there are 101 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 18 minutes 21 seconds.
Phone battery is 39%.

Currently, there are 91 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 16 minutes 26 seconds.
Phone battery is 39%.

UNDER 100 BABY.

Currently, there are 82 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 14 minutes 47 seconds.
Phone battery is 39%.

Currently, there are 73 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 13 minutes 08 seconds.
Phone battery is 38%.

Currently, there are 70 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 12 minutes 35 seconds.
Phone battery is 38%.

Currently, there are 61 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 10 minutes 58 seconds.
Phone battery is 38%.

Currently, there are 52 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 9 minutes 18 seconds.
Phone battery is 38%.

Currently, there are 47 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 8 minutes 24 seconds.
Phone battery is 37%.

Currently, there are 39 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 6 minutes 56 seconds.
Phone battery is 37%.

Currently, there are 30 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 5 minutes 23 seconds.
Phone battery is 37%.

Current elapsed wait time: 1 hour 44 minutes

Currently, there are 21 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 3 minutes 49 seconds.
Phone battery is 36%.

Current elapsed wait time: 1 hour 45 minutes

Currently, there are 13 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 2 minutes 25 seconds.
Phone battery is 36%.

Current elapsed wait time: 1 hour 46 minutes

Currently, there are 4 callers ahead of me in the queue; with an average hold time of 58 seconds.
Phone battery is 36%.

Current elapsed wait time: 1 hour 47 minutes

So, I& #39;ve gotten through and spoken with Sweet Devin, but this is only the line for personal cards, so she can only help me with that. I& #39;ve got to be transferred to the business department to get help with that account.

SO....we might be having more of this thread in a minute...

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