It's 'Quarantine Confessional' Time.
Name one thing you need to confess to and you'll be absolved from your sins.
No Judging allowed.

Told this one, before to some.
When we were bored teens there was a magnetic sign that said "FANTASTIC SAMS HOME PERMS $30 No appt. Necessary"...

We went early Saturday AM, took the S off of the end of PERMS and put it at the beginning of the word, then sat there getting stoned and watching it for hours, until someone reported it.

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Just in case they're bored. They're invited....
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