I don’t like Bernie so I’m just going to ignore the fact that he is literally the only Democrat — nay — politician pushing specific plan to save millions of lives from Coronavirus.

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“I’m a Biden staffer and supporter and while he has literally offered nothing that can save the lives of my elderly parents or small children during the Coronavirus, the shape of his hope and the prospect of a brighter future will console our nation in our darkest hours.”
“I’m an established member of the establishment, and despite the fact that our leaders can’t mount a meaningful {cough} opposition to a president getting ready to oversee the deaths of millions of Americans, at least {fever} we showed those pesky {dry cough} progressives” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤒" title="Face with thermometer" aria-label="Emoji: Face with thermometer">
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