when i live for myself expect a lot of struggle tweets that will reveal how little i know about the world

for example, how the fuck does butter work. Like, it's weird, right? I dont get it hhhh

it's just hard milk but sticky and yellow and tastes like heart disease

actually, no, fuck this thread this is an anti butter thread now

i dont like it on my bread, in my porridge, in my fridge or in my baked stuff. You have to use it in bakery but it makes me salty

do you guys have any idea how sticky my last dough became? i haTE STICKY STUFF

AND it's so hard when it's cold. I've almsot stabbed myself multuple times trying to cut butter it's dangerous too.

Once you get it on your fingers it never leaves even if you wash your hands it jsut sticks forever and then it gets all over your phone and you dk what to do

i dont like butter