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zodiac signs described by someone who actually studies astrology / is an energy reader in her spare time. bc im tired of yall saying the same shit yall got from tumblr.

ARIES: [1/3]
- soc*opath
- not v empathetic
- excellent liars
- likes giving affection but doesnt know how to receive it
- STOP starting fights w/ everyone
-stop being pushy u dont have to know everyones secrets
- u dont need "leverage" on ppl. stop.
- stop being nosy,get a life

ARIES: [2/3]
- friendly with everyone till given a reason not to be
- give attention for days then go m.i.a.
- hates losing
- kinda moody tbh
- always say things u dont mean
- knows EVERYONE, has all the connections
- have back up plans all the way to X,Y,Z

ARIES: [3/3]
- always horny no matter the time of day
- get over your ex.. move on
- sucks with finances
- buIIying someone is NOT the same as cracking "jokes" , get a better hobby
- wanna change your flaws but too lazy to actually CHANGE
- babies, jus misunderstood :((

TAURUS: [1/2]
- manipulative @ times, will use what you told them against you later
- so cutee
- not everything is about u though
- stop letting ppl walk all over you. grow a backbone, punk
- too nice omg stop
- v reliable if they say theyre gonna do something consider it done

TAURUS: [2/2]
- v smart even though they dont feel like they are
- STUBBORN
- did i mention cute ??
- will make u laugh before ur finished talking w/ them
- so soft pls protecc them
- stop being so insecure okay??
- loves eating
- smart mouth,, wanna slap you but out of love

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GEMINI: [1/2]
- dresses rlly well
- dont upset them theyre mfing scary when angry
- kinda judgemental
- pls talk abt your problems, you wouldnt have so much anger inside if you just . talked. like normal people do.
- the most narcissistic sign, pls get over yourself

GEMINI: [2/2]
- constantly find ways to make ur sucky situations better
- hates self pity
- daredevils, down for whatever, whenever
- pls find better partners
- yall make yallselves sad on purpose
- 80% of the suffering yall go through, yall did to yourselves so stfu
- selfless

CANCER: [1/3]
- always mad about something
- crybabies , way too sensitive
- i promise u, nobody asked
- the mature one of the friend group
- more than likely have trust issues
- dont think before you do things..
- ,,,, impulsive actions are a bad thing u guys know that right ?

CANCER: [2/3]
- not everyone is out to get u
- v understanding, caring
- the older sibling u never had
- likes taking care of other ppl bc they HAVE to feel needed
- stop being a hypocrite
- let things go
- kinda awkward
- dont leave them for too long or they will plan ur mufder

CANCER: [3/3]
- fking psychos if you hurt them.
- dont hurt them. they will not think it through, they will just want to hurt you.
- stop getting attached so easily
- self conscious
- strong intuition
- remembers things they want to forget, forgets things that are important

BITCHASS LEOS : [1/3]
- LEAK leo energy, ur so fking hot. fuck me
- throws tempter tantrum EVERYTIME anything doesnt go the way you planned
- likes attention but not too much
- soooooo fking dramatic
- will not shut up
- kinda selfish ://
- not the best @ advice but good listener

LEO: [2/3]
- being attractive jus comes natural to you guys
- a V good friend dont lose one of these if you have one
- stop being so fake pls show ur true self
- SNEAKY
- stop being jealous of ppl whos more successful than you focus on your own shit
- stop being so moody

LEO: [3/3]
- stop running away when it gets hard. face your problems
- sm FUN
- KNOWS what they want jus dont know how to say it
- too cocky or hate themselves completely, there is no in between
- life of the party once u have a leo in ur life u cannot forget them

VIRGO: [1/3]
- doesnt choose to be a leader but will take the role if need be
- youre not "being real" youre just a bitch
- most likely to be a lawyer
- stop overthinking
- ur not that important. tone it down a notch
- seems okay but is .3 seconds away from having a breakdown

VIRGO: [2/3]
- makes friends w/ ANYONE and EVERYONE
- will NOT talk about their feelings
- stop acting like everything is a joke
- will make u feel safe but a total diff. person when ur on their bad side
- v good taste in music
- CANNOT handle rejection..grow tf up
- determined

VIRGO: [3/3]
- will make u think theyre ur friend when they can give less than a fck abt u
- not big on confrontation, will talk shit abt u behind ur back
- never genuine
- they can never be alone, its as if they& #39;re afraid of themselves
- perfectionists, on the brink of OCD

LIBRAS: [1/3]
- weirdos
- charming
- never met an ugly libra. not one.
- can more than likely sing
- THEE master manipulators... literally
- insensitive
- gets pissed off at everything lmao chill
- will tell any lie, do anything to get who / what they want w/ no remorse

LIBRAS: [2/3]
- doesnt have much confidence; relies on others to make them feel good abt themselves
- funny
- stop getting bored so easily
- stop being hard on urself
- likes being the center of attention both good and bad. will turn into a brat the second it is no longer on them

LIBRA: [3/3]
- "im not flirting im jus being nice"
- will annoy you sm
- not EVERYONE HAS TO LIKE YOU, ACCEPT IT
- yall play around too much w/ ppl& #39;s feelings
- ya& #39;ll kinda evil when i think about it :(
- will PLAY YOU and somehow make u believe it was YOUR fault

SCORPIO: [1/3]
- stop being so possesive / jealous
- not everyone wants what you have
- not everyone is trying to take ppl away from you, they& #39;re yours.
- stop crying
- youre not as big n bad you make everyone think you are
- the biggest crybabies of the signs
- yall stay buggin

SCORPIO: [2/3]
- v sensitive pls be gentle with them :(
- v vengeful dont cross them
- can u get your shit together before worrying about others ???
- attentive
- observant
- cant make friends all that well
- LOYAL to friends / family will fight for them at the drop of a hat

SCORPIO: [3/3]
- stubborn
- says hurtful things / be mean and then act like they have no idea what youre talking about when you call them out on it
- stop being so defensive,,, calm down
- doesnt like large groups

SAGITTARIUS: [1/2]
- stop being emotionally constipated its not cute
- v gullible
- restless, can never stay in one spot for too long
- hardworkers
- v kind n sweet when u want to be
- grow up,
- book smart and street smart
- SMART

SAGITTARIUS: [2/2]
- coping mechanism is making jokes
- kinda delusional about how the world works
- pls open up, not everyone wants to hurt you
- let people love you
- can be caught up in materialistic things if not careful
- so energetic omg pipe tf down

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