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*A RECAP OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS*
USA: OMG! Coronavirus! What should we do?
CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state.
USA: Wait... what? Why?
CALI: Because 40 million people live here & we did it early, & it’s working.
[1 of many]
USA: OMG! Coronavirus! What should we do?
CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state.
USA: Wait... what? Why?
CALI: Because 40 million people live here & we did it early, & it’s working.
[1 of many]
NEBRASKA: Whoa... whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The President said that this whole coronavirus thing is a Democratic hoax.
CALI: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.
[2 of many]
CALI: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.
[2 of many]
TEXAS: But he said we only have 15 cases & soon it'll be zero.
CALI: The President can’t count to fifteen nor even spell it. Shut down your state.
NEW JERSEY: Us too?
CALI: Yes, you too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state.
[3 of many]
CALI: The President can’t count to fifteen nor even spell it. Shut down your state.
NEW JERSEY: Us too?
CALI: Yes, you too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state.
[3 of many]
FLORIDA: But what about these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of $$$ here!
CALI: They invented the Tide pod challenge. Shut down your state.
LOUISIANA: Wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people.
CALI: It also kills them. Shut it down.
[4 of many]
CALI: They invented the Tide pod challenge. Shut down your state.
LOUISIANA: Wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people.
CALI: It also kills them. Shut it down.
[4 of many]
GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away!
CALI: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state.
[5 of many]
CALI: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state.
[5 of many]
OKLAHOMA: What about tigers?
CALIFORNIA: What about dentists? Shut it down.
WYOMING: Hold up, shouldn't go county by county like the President said?
CALI: Stop acting like there are counties in WY. There are no counties in WY. WY is a county. Shut it down.
[6 of many]
CALIFORNIA: What about dentists? Shut it down.
WYOMING: Hold up, shouldn't go county by county like the President said?
CALI: Stop acting like there are counties in WY. There are no counties in WY. WY is a county. Shut it down.
[6 of many]
PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal!
CALI: But big death. Shut it.
WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!
CALI: & don’t make us tell to you why that was. Shut it down.
[7 of many]
CALI: But big death. Shut it.
WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!
CALI: & don’t make us tell to you why that was. Shut it down.
[7 of many]
NORTH CAROLINA: But the Republican National Convention is coming here!
CALIFORNIA: SHUT... OK, fine, do what you want.
[8 of many]
Stolen and modified from FB.
#shutitdown
Thank #EssentialWorkers
And #vote
CALIFORNIA: SHUT... OK, fine, do what you want.
[8 of many]
Stolen and modified from FB.
#shutitdown
Thank #EssentialWorkers
And #vote
