The best that can come of COVID-19 is elderly conservatives all die, the billionaires get their backs to the wall, the economy collapses and is reborn like a phoenix from its ashes as a socialist economy and millennials emerge from quarantine horny as fuck and start making babies
Alt-right are so mad about this tweet, a harmless declaration of hope that the virus gets their precious low-information voters who thrive only on hate and willful ignorance and vote for the shittiest presidents possible, so who's being a bunch of snowflakes now you Nazi bitches?
Alt-right keep pretending they're not mad but keep responding

They're only tough behind a keyboard or driving a Dodge Challenger over protesters or unloading a bump stock AR-15 into a concert

They're mad their president is a moron whose only hope is against Biden, another moron
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