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I’m bored and I miss doing my job. So I’m live tweeting Les Miserables as described by Urchin/Whore aka me. It’s like you’re all in the theatre with me 
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7.30 show starts for boys. Currently smearing my cleavage with ‘Mud’. @ebonyjonelle is still not dressed. Dressers = Panicked!
7.35 picking imaginary peas on my imaginary farm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌱" title="Seedling" aria-label="Emoji: Seedling">
7.40 Bishops doorway, worst ad libs of the entire show. Dean chisnalls in child’s pose. Exit stage left https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈🏻" title="Left pointing backhand index (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Left pointing backhand index (light skin tone)">
End of the day! Waiting to see if @ebonyjonelle’s boob pops out mid fight sequence/polishing rocks. Trying to get aprons off ASAP... it’s in a knot. Panic. Hurl 1800’s abuse at Fantine; slut, whore or Slattern
8pm Lovely ladies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> casual chat with @aaronprycelewis whilst having s*x up a staircase. Waiting for @AimeeLougood to deck it every night.
8.10 Runaway Cart- SHIT A CART! RUN IN A CIRCLE. @Rob_Madge_02 has been squished by cart, oh dear lord. Oh no wait he’s saved. Ah all cool, exit stage left.
Master of the house* *Pub. (I am a pidgeon) Harmonies with @DannyColliganUK . How high can @AdamBoardman94 throw me tonight? @Ian_HughesNow stories always involve enlarged; Mice, feet, penises, and other body parts. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦶" title="Foot" aria-label="Emoji: Foot"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤚" title="Raised back of hand" aria-label="Emoji: Raised back of hand">
8.40 Paris! I’m a whore again. Young whore to be precise. @deanread never wants to come up pimp tower. @charlieburn_ never gives me bread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥖" title="Baguette bread" aria-label="Emoji: Baguette bread">. @JosephMcD97 Nap* king https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👑" title="Crown" aria-label="Emoji: Crown"> (*punch sound)
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@Becci_Bolton THEY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> LOVE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)">STARS @NicGreenshields adds 5 minutes of applause to our quick change
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9pm How to make a lift look filmic, but natural, but fill the space, but if you take too long we’ll hit you with a staircase. @DannyColliganUK stand up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👋🏻" title="Waving hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Waving hand (light skin tone)">
ONE SONG MORE. Interval cuppa break, check on @CorrinePriest sims, phone check, ARE THERE DRESSING ROOM BISCUITS?! @TessaKadler what’s the key?
Act 2- Mini barricade, more circular running. No one fall off the stage. Wait for @Barnaby_Hughes to one day sing “here upon these scones” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤞🏻" title="Crossed fingers (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Crossed fingers (light skin tone)"> @JennaInnes acting tips: point, look, exeunt.
9.30 - waiting behind barricade during ‘on my own’. @JordanPollard and @DamianKneale accidentally swear in front of gavroche’s every night. Lights up to a very disappointed chaperone
Barricade! Potato peeling. Not imaginary potatoes, but plastic potatoes. Pretending we can’t see @FrancesMayli dying directly next to us. This is the height of our acting capabilities.
