im gonna start a reread of artemis fowl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">
"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without the use of weapons. Though I& #39;m sure one would be quite sufficient."

god i love this kid
me starting holly& #39;s chapter and getting upset thinking about the movie
artemis making jokes and then telling himself to stop https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
"Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud."

i forgot butler can be sassy too
"This Fowl person seems to know all of our rules, so it& #39;s time to break a few."

ah yes mulch diggums is entering the story
butler fighting a goddamn troll will never not be iconic
!!!!
foaly and root really said fuck you cudgeon
on to the arctic incident!
okay im actually starting artic now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
holly they just did the grunt work you should be able to figure that out
oh the assumptions
I FORGOT FOALY WEARS A TIN FOIL HST TO STOP BRAIN PROBING SIGNALS FHVFHJJ
ah the first mention of koboi labs, our favorite antagonist is coming soon
"If Koboi went under, the entire Haven City defense network went under with it."

THEN DON& #39;T GET ALL YOUR SHIT FROM ONE COMPANY! DON& #39;T MONOPOLIZE YOUR SYSTEM
i love the visual in my brain of butler picking up artemis in this scene
"Artemis groaned. More running and jumping."

what a mood, me too artemis
foaly telling them the whole situation over and text and then being like "oh yeah if you dead wrong number" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
mulch has a good eye saying it looked like artemis& #39;s uniform looked like it& #39;d been dragged across 2 continents, because it had really
artemis calling holly, root, and butler his friends https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
oh god i forgot how annoying opal is https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
the last few pages if the book ft. artemis getting sappy
the last few pages if the book ft. artemis getting sappy
the last few pages if the book ft. artemis getting sappy
now the eternity code!
ah yes the plot if this one is artemis gets cocky, fucks up, and then has to get the fairies to help him clean up his mess
man this scene still gets me
LIKE BUTLER TOLD HIM HIS FIRST NAME AND HE SOBBED BECAUSE BUTLER IS HIS ONLY FRIEND REALLY AND IM EMOTIONAL
ARTEMIS BEING SOFT FIR HIS DAD IS SO CUTE
oof i forgot mulch was working with the chicago mafia group that goes after artemis
this book gets so sappy because artemis, butler, and juliet get their memories wiped at the end and it hurts my heart
EVERYTIME ONE OF THEM BRINGS UP NOT REMEMBERING IT HURTS MY HEART
i love him so much
even without his memories artemis still knows some shit is up
gonna start the opal deception little later
i mean thats opal in a nut shell, totally obsessed
im so ready for artemis trying to act like a normal teenager
Dude.
i find this far too hilarious
just... yes
butler said yeet
i love them
"you brought this on yourself"

yes because saving civilization is selfish now
yay butler remembers just by artemis saying domovoi
theyre friends again even uf he is memory-less https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
artemis getting back his memories and then being so surprised he has friends is so sweet and sad at the same time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
atlantis complex? is that you?
on to the lost colony!
artemis vs. puberty
artemis vs. puberty
artemis vs. puberty
we been knew
N°1 has arrived into the plot !
i love n°1 hes so sassy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">
n°1& #39;s internal monologue is really just fuck abbot
NXJDJDJ I LOVE HIM
Domovoi Butler: Powered By Desperation
Domovoi Butler: Powered By Desperation
Domovoi Butler: Powered By Desperation
i love that artemis has become a sarcastic ass
butler intimidating every fairy due to his size challenge: failed
dude i cannot imagine the emotions and thoughts butler had during the years artemis was gone. like man it must have been rough
hey hes right!
:)
making jokes about swapping eyes - just bestie things https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">
i love qwan being impressed about artemis getting then back 3 years after they had left like thats alot of time gone but also it could have been worse
also artemis& #39;s reaction to finding out his parents had twins during the 3 years he was gonr
gotta do some school work and then ill start time paradox
artemis is a cute big brother
artemis is a cute big brother
artemis is a cute big brother
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butler is really loyal
n°1 is literally the cutest ever i swear he takes everything literally and i love it
i love the surprise artemis has
best page in the whole book tbh
hes not your butler artemis come on
i mean in the next book you are kinda mad artemis https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷" title="Person shrugging" aria-label="Emoji: Person shrugging">
10 year old artemis describing cartoon villains with eye patches vs. 14 year old artemis making a haiku about mulch& #39;s butt
the witty banter between mulch and artemis is wonderful
oof 14 year old artemis got tackled by a gorilla
ew she kissed him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
artemis complimenting his younger self: narcissism or self love?
artemis wondering why his 10 year old self in a fit of self absorbed anger at his mom for buying a lemur when his dad was missing killed the lemur
eoin colfer really had fun with the puns in this book
I FORGOT JAYJAY WAS SHORT FIR JULIUS JUNIOR
"That will be the guilt gnawing at your soul. Like a rat on an old bone."

YOU TELL HIM BUTLER
in this book 10 year old and 14 year artemis both grow a conscience
great minds think alike
great minds think alike
great minds think alike
"A dead boy escaping on an extinct animal."

what a time artemis
YEE HAW https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤠" title="Cowboy hat face" aria-label="Emoji: Cowboy hat face"> FIDJDKKD
ah yes opal has now actually lost her mind
fjdjfkek artemis
myles is gonna be upset probably
ofc opal found some way to escape
atlantis complex coming up next
actually fist im gonna reread the artemis fowl files https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
ITS A GOOD THING I DECIDED TO READ IT BEFORE ATLANTIS COMPLEX THE FIRST STORY IS ABOUT TURNBALL ROOT NOT JUST HOLLYS ORIGINS DJFJJFJD
hollys a walking road sign rn. what a great job
poor holly she just wants to join recon
poor holly she just wants to join recon
poor holly she just wants to join recon
fuck you trouble for underestimating holly. don& #39;t belittle her because she is a girl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
trouble, julius, and turnball are being sexist https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Angry face" aria-label="Emoji: Angry face">
a round of applause for holly short
all you need to know about the second story in the files is that artemis is a major mama& #39;s boy and it& #39;s adorable
stealing a diamond from a tiara because its the same shade of blue as your fathers eyes to make a necklace for your mom is peak artemis culture
okay NOW atlantis complex https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">
How to Get Rid of Bullies in One Easy Step by: Artemis Fowl II
i mean 5 is a good number
oh yeah artemis tricked butler into letting him go alone
"A demonstration! Fab. I https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Black heart" aria-label="Emoji: Black heart"> demonstrations."

thank you foaly for being serious during this time of concern
butler probably wants to kill artemis for the shit he& #39;s pulling rn too
butler ripped the front seat out his rental car cause the car was too small fjdnfndn
i mean i guess she has that one at least once a book then
ah yes, orion
i hate this
THE FUCKING DWARF CHEESE JOKE FJFNFN
orion treating foaly like a mystical creature and holly like a princess is just weird
also turnball really just went i would have gotten away with it too if it weren& #39;t for those meddling kids https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
PASTEL BLUE WITH LITTLE DOLPHINS
more evidence that artemis is a mama& #39;s boy, he has an unfinished symphony for her thats her ringtone with a slideshow of her pictures playing
randomosity
randomosity
randomosity
artemis explaining to them all what atlantis complex is and how hes not okay yet and then mulch making a joke about the fours
omg they used a curse word beside d& #39;arvit
also this happened a little while back in the book but i cannot get over how the twins dealt with artemis being mad at them and locking them out his study. myles sat outside artemis& #39;s study for days trying every combo until he got the code right abd then beckett trapped myles +
in a fucking hole and offered him a ladder to get out in exchange for the code to artemis& #39;s study. like i love them so much and their determination to get to their brother
idk how i feel about turnball magicking leonor to keep loving him or at least thats what it sounds like https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
yooo if youre afraid of her leaving if shes not under your spell you might wanna re think the relationship
I& #39;m the nut!
"Follow those bubbles." is my favorite order from Artemis
artemis is going for treatment of atlantis complex and juliet is about to annilate a jumbo pixie in wrestling
next will be the final book in the series, the last guardian
also a while back but i just remembered that in the artemis fowl files artemis says in a roundabout way that butler is his best friend and i https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
i still think about the fact that artemis& #39;s index and middle finger swapped on one of his hands like how weird is that
artemis fowl I did that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">
so proud of him he didn& #39;t fall
they will never give the 4 jokes
real subtle foaly and trouble has a point
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