Well, now we have to do all the X-women's Real Housewives intros:

“I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and cash.” - Emma https://twitter.com/MarvelMan616/status/1245927530227331074

"I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours." - Mystique

"If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Goddess.” - Storm

"Some people have ups and downs, I have space bullets and death." - Kate

"Diamonds aren't a girls best friend–a pair of adamantium claws are." - Laura

"I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.” - Rahne

"I can deal with a lot but I can't deal with stupid." - Gabby

"Whoever said blondes have more fun hasn't met me." - Lila

"I may be married to a field commandaer, but I'm 98 percent in charge.” - Jean

"I'm a Southern belle-brains, beauty, and incredible brute strength." - Rogue