Randomly laughed so loud while just recalling the things women have said to me, here is a thread of a few of them;

- Someone I liked ghosted on me for a while and when she got to say why, one of the reasons among others was because I told her I was too tired to make it to church
- Another called me a & #39;baby Christian& #39; for using YouVersion Bible Study plans while we were having lunch.

- This one, I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said "She likes me as a friend and doesn& #39;t feel that way, the Holy Spirit must have seized her emotions"
- Was just talking about the spec of partners we desire ooo, this one said I am not her spec because she heard fat people like me have small penises https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤯" title="Exploding head" aria-label="Emoji: Exploding head">.... smh only if she knew.
Oh I really, loved this one but she said "I can& #39;t date you because I love you so much, if we date we are going to breakup and never reach each other again".... well it& #39;s 5yrs and counting I don& #39;t know what she looks like sef.
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