stolen from tl bc i am unoriginal but
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1. in preschool i stuck a hair bead up my nose during naptime and had to go to the emergency room
2. in 5th grade i started crying in front of my crush bc he had heard rumors i liked him
3. i once tried to forge my dad's signature on a test in 5th grade and i got caught and started crying in front of the class when my teacher asked me did my dad Really sign the test
4. i used to write a samuel seabury x king george iii fanfic because i was one of Those hamilton stans. the fic is still up to this day
5. i once send the "what chu doin out here with all this ass" copypasta to percival and he banned me from the discord server where this happened in
6. in my 2nd grade spelling bee, i came in second place because i spelled "troll" incorrectly in front of like everyone in my grade. i spelled it as "trool" 😐
7. i used to read dan and phil fanfictions for the LONGEST FCKING TIME
8. in 8th grade i threw the rose for my friend who was performing in our school's talent show and they didnt even pick it up. so i was left standing near the stage where everyone could see me and the rose still left in front of the spotlight
9. i used to have a ***** ** ****** 😭😭😭😭😭😭 if u know what this said pls laugh at me
10. i once cheated on a vocab test in 6th grade i went to the bathroom after i finished the test but when i came back the teacher found my cheat paper and called my dad to tell him what i did IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR
11. july 2019 i was an irl sh*pper 😭 sk*phalo 4 lyfe❤❤❤ ✊
12. once connoreatspants saw a techno fancam that i replied to one of his tweets with and he brought it up on stream With techno and pete in the call
13. i didnt know what weed smelled like until november of last year when i told my mom it smelled like someone was cutting grass and she had to tell me it was actually weed
14. i saw dan and phil on tour in 2018 but i had to leave early so i walked out the fucking theater while they were talking, sobbing my eyes out LOUDLY and i saw like 10 people turn to look at me
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17. i had the no game no life graphic novel and there was Nsfw in one of the first pages but that page ripped off and now its somewhere in my house waiting for my parents to find it
18. once my ex called me the n word while i was on the ground trying to tie my shoes and All of his friends were standing nearby and heard 😐😐😐 i hate white boys
19. i used to instagram roleplay as tavros nitram from homestuck
20. i dressed up as gamzee makara from homestuck for halloween 2018 and no one knew who i was 👊
i literally can't come up w anything else so end of thread thank u for watching my suffering
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