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So I never write on Twitter, but having gone stir crazy from staying in my house for 
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Am I day drinking if I havenât stopped since 3 nights ago?
My new favorite pass time has been to find weird products online. So far a hammock for your feet under your desk and invisible tape that sucks out your acne have been shipped to my apartment.
#consumer
#consumer
I WASNT KIDDING
If youâre thinking Iâve regained my sanity because Iâm not posting on this thread in a minute youâre wronghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face"> Iâve been bonding with my momhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€" title="Black heart" aria-label="Emoji: Black heart">
And by bonding I mean sending her memes of 90 day fiancĂ© and binging cringeworthy Tik toks for hours over zoomhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">
Just hit my laptop and yelled âwhy are you sleeping!â Itâs fine. Iâm fine. Everythingâs fine.
Graduation commencement was cancelled...I would cry but I havenât felt emotions since I learned Paddyâs Pub in Philadelphia is not the same Paddyâs Pub from Sunny in Philadelphia. #betrayal
Iâm so deprived of Sunday Funday I set up a virtual brunch to see my ladieshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€" title="Black heart" aria-label="Emoji: Black heart"> I will not be broken!
#SundayFunday
#SundayFunday
Yes...I did forget to mute the intro to Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends on my Zoom call with my boss. And yes he did call me out on it.
Straight up about to start FaceTiming people and giving them their MASH future predictions
