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Corny Jokes: a thread 
How do billboards communicate? Sign language.
What did the ocean say to the sand??? Nothing it just kept on waving.
Why did the scarecrow receive an award??? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the bike fall over??? Because It was two tired.
Why are there gates around cemeteries?? Because people are dying to get in.
Why canât your nose be 12 inches??? Because then itâd be a foot.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs??? Lean beef.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A gummy bear.
What do lawyers wear to work?? Lawsuits.
Why canât you take a test in the jungle??? Too many cheetahs.
When is a door not a door? When itâs ajar.
How did the barber win the race??? He knew a shortcut.
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away??? A receding hare line.
What kind of music do mummies listen to??? Wrap.
Why couldnât the pirate learn the alphabet??? Because he was always lost at C.
What do olympic sprinters eat before a race??? Nothing. They fast.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor??? Because he felt crummy.
What is a catâs favorite summer treat??? A mice-cream cone.
What do you call a magic owl??? Whodini.
What did the hat say to the tie? You hang around, Iâll go on a head.
Youâre American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out but what are you while youâre in there? European.
What is Forest Gumpâs Password??? 1forest1.
What did the number 0 say to the number 8??? Nice belt.
Where did the sheep go to get a haircut??? The baa-baa shop.
What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig??? Pulled pork.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillow??? Itâs making headlines.
What did the janitor said when he jumped out of the closet??? Supplies.
Why did the computer start singing??? It was a dell.
What do you call a pig that does karate??? A pork chop.
Where do you find a dog with no legs??? Right where you left him.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off??? Bison.
