Last night some drunk dude waited around to attack me when I was leaving work because I gave his girlfriend a lap dance. What is wrong with men
I wouldn’t have bothered to hit him back except I saw him earlier in the night enjoying the attention of my female colleagues. One set of rules for you and another for your girlfriend? Bro get the fuck out of here
Bro shouted a charming variety of homophobic slurs at me and then threatened me for trying to sleep with his lady like what is your internal logic here. I hope getting his jaw broken by a stripper in a parking lot is the wake-up call his girlfriend needs to dump his ass
But I feel like I shouldn’t have done anything because he’s not going to retaliate against me for fucking up his face and his ego, I’m afraid he’s going to retaliate against her when she did nothing wrong and that would be all my fault,
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