My high femme life has not been conducive to this apocalypse.

But since rules no longer apply, I am going to keep wearing heels every day anyway and shall use them to mark the passing of time.

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✨Heels in the Time of Corona ✨
Good morning!
Here’s to another day of faking normalcy.
Today, we pretend the day of the week matters and we wear our Sunday best
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Today I’m wearing my fanciest heels as motivation to get through my 4th consecutive Monday in lockdown.
Good morning!

There are no rules anymore, so why not pretend it’s summer?
Good morning, all you cool cats and kittens 😺
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It’s the Thursday of a long weekend. So is today technically a TGIF? Who knows! Nothing matters anymore.
Good morning!

Bringing Wednesday (Addams) energy to (Good) Friday
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Rockin’ some soft, pastel lavender for this Easter weekend 💐
Good morning & hoppy Easter, bunnies!
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Today is my 5th Monday in isolation and it’s awfully gloomy outside. So, pink chrome pumps it is!
Good morning! ☀️
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Today I have a few Zoom meetings so I have an excuse to get gussied up 👠
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Today I’m feeling particularly sad about a life without travel, so I’m wearing the first designer heels I ever bought, which I got from Saks Fifth Avenue in NYC.
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Is Fishnet Friday a thing? It is today!
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It’s Saturday and the sun is shining 🤍
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It’s pouring today so I’m wearing cheery heels in the hopes that April showers really will bring May flowers 🌼
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This is my 6th Monday on lockdown so why not wear seamed, latex stockings with 120mm pumps? Life is chaos so there are no rules anymore!
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It feels like fall weather today, so suede booties it shall be!
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There are snow squalls mid-April so why not wear heels that make me 6’4? Nothing matters anyway!
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