Y’all.
My VERY NIGERIAN ASS mother just ate our cannabis infused almond butter on accident.
We bout to get murdered.
Omg.
I enjoyed my 26 years on this earth 😭
She not only ate it, she gave some to the boys.

She left for work and a few minutes later she called and was freaking out so my man is on his way to meet her.

Omg y’all my life is over 😭
Whole time im on the phone with MY mother ((my Nigerian mother is my mom in law)) and she’s laughing like her only daughter ain’t bout to die 😭
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