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When she tells you how other men hurt try do your best to hurt her differently
Be creative
Be creative
Her last man cheated?
Withold attention
Withold attention
He lied?
Be open and manipulative with your shortcomings
Be open and manipulative with your shortcomings
He confused her with penis?
Disappoint her with it
Disappoint her with it
He left her on the wedding day?
Keep her after the marriage
Keep her after the marriage
He let her go after she found out he was married?
Act depressed and tell her you were forced into marrying your wife
Act depressed and tell her you were forced into marrying your wife
He had his friends calling her our wife?
Step up and have your mum do it
Step up and have your mum do it
She found out her last man had a few kids somewhere?
Impregnate her and run away
Impregnate her and run away
He left her on read?
Only hit her up when you want her to come over
Only hit her up when you want her to come over
