When she tells you how other men hurt try do your best to hurt her differently

Be creative https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">
Her last man cheated?

Withold attention
He lied?

Be open and manipulative with your shortcomings
He confused her with penis?

Disappoint her with it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤲🏽" title="Palms up together (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Palms up together (medium skin tone)">
He left her on the wedding day?

Keep her after the marriage
He let her go after she found out he was married?

Act depressed and tell her you were forced into marrying your wife https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes">
He had his friends calling her our wife?

Step up and have your mum do it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">
She found out her last man had a few kids somewhere?

Impregnate her and run away
He left her on read?

Only hit her up when you want her to come over https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉" title="Right pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Right pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈" title="Left pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Left pointing backhand index">
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