In honor of @DollyParton reading bedtime stories to children, I challenge my pastor friends to read some of their favorite theological texts to help put us to sleep each night. First up, let's get @jdgreear to read Calvin's Institutes.
@J_E_Raabe can read a menu from @Applebees
@robertjeffress can read from The Art of The Deal
@_PPatterson_ can read from those fake Dead Sea Scrolls
@stevenfurtick can read from his coloring book.
Mark Driscoll can just scream Little Red Riding Hood into the camera.
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