So @Target in Eagle Rock Plaza is fucking the game up. Everyone here thought doors opened at 7AM for seniors and 8AM for everyone. Turns out it’s 8AM/9AM for us. Employee with no mask approaches within one foot of me, mumbling: I’m in the wrong line. We’re all gonna die.
No one social distancing properly, the masks have created false sense of security. People passing the entire line within two, three feet.
Lady behind keeps encroaching in spite of the fact the line has not moved. Guy behind her trying unsuccessfully to hide a cough. Another guy walks the entire line within three feet. This is chaos.
I am definitely within 27 feet of the cougher. It’s not allergies, this is a cough.
After an hour, they decide to move the line from one side of the building to the other, so the line of a hundred or so people slowly folds, crosses itself to the other side of the building. This is all so unnecessary and haphazard and confused and dangerous. America is fucked.
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