I will literally be taking no criticism. My Assassin& #39;s Creed opinions are law.
Aveline, Connor, and Evie should be self-explanatory. They& #39;re hot bitches with moral codes. My Assassin lesbian-centric semi-non-sexual throuple.
The thing about Arno is like......he& #39;s charming and is voice actor is great but he& #39;s a loser. According to the Ubisoft forums, he& #39;s 5& #39;7. Is he fuckable? Yes. Is he still a loser? Yes.
And also, Haytham wasn& #39;t on this list but for the record he& #39;s in the "I fucking hate you" tier
Desmond is also not here but I& #39;d probably put his hoe ass in S-tier and "loser" simultaneously. I love him but he is fundamentally uncool.
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