I will literally be taking no criticism. My Assassin's Creed opinions are law.

Aveline, Connor, and Evie should be self-explanatory. They're hot bitches with moral codes. My Assassin lesbian-centric semi-non-sexual throuple.

The thing about Arno is like......he's charming and is voice actor is great but he's a loser. According to the Ubisoft forums, he's 5'7. Is he fuckable? Yes. Is he still a loser? Yes.

And also, Haytham wasn't on this list but for the record he's in the "I fucking hate you" tier

Desmond is also not here but I'd probably put his hoe ass in S-tier and "loser" simultaneously. I love him but he is fundamentally uncool.