BREAKING NEWS: This just in from Good Day LA...

“Surfers are in the water off Pacific Palisades! The beaches are closed so no one knows why. There are concerns over social distancing.”

If they get caught they will be fined a cool $1k each. Not kidding. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!
MORE BREAKING NEWS PER GOOD DAY LA:

“This in Palos Verdes in LA county. That’s a no no. You’re not supposed to be going on the beach so I really want to admonish you. So don’t do that!”

People are waking up, risking the $1k fine, and saying no more! It’s about time!
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