With so many creatives holed up at home, something magical has happened: content quality has absolutely skyrocketed.

It has been a truly iconic week for content, and we’ve gathered the best right here in one tasty, jam-packed #VelocityFriday thread.

Click. Enjoy. Gorge.
Thanks @PhilNWang for reminding us of this ad and resuscitating it in the funniest way possible.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/youwouldknow/status/1244619583845253122?s=20
Perfect.

A perfect tweet. https://twitter.com/WhaJoTalkinBout/status/1245136056451768326
“As always when it counts, actual people are lovely. Humanity is beautiful. Why do we relentlessly ignore this? Humanity is an idiot.”

From the swearing consultant on The Thick of It, this is absolute gold.

#VelocityFriday https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/28/lockdown-diary-extremely-vulnerable-home-12-weeks
Lockdown diary: if this was a disaster movie I'd be the third to go

Finally, I’m a Shielded Person of Significance. I can’t wait to tell my mates, says self-isolating pensioner and writer, Ian Martin

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/28/lockdown-diary-extremely-vulnerable-home-12-weeks
If you haven’t got into shredded music videos, now’s the time. They’re hilarious.

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Wooooooah.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/MichellCClark/status/1244622395920527361
All the inspiration you need to finally get your Zoom background game on point.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/BeeShellll/status/1245030591386566656?s=20
A perfect combination of the two great British pastimes: baking and looting Andrex quilted.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/MichaelH_PhD/status/1245164616323219458?s=20
With all other sport paused, even hoop-shy UK fans may wanna watch Big Brother-style 3-on-3 quarantine basketball. I certainly will.

#VelocityFriday https://www.axios.com/big3-hybrid-reality-show-quarantine-basketball-706a221b-707b-44f8-9864-dcaf96436b7e.html
BIG3 to create a hybrid reality show about quarantine basketball

It partnered with Endemol, the producer of reality shows like "Big Brother" and "Biggest Loser."

https://www.axios.com/big3-hybrid-reality-show-quarantine-basketball-706a221b-707b-44f8-9864-dcaf96436b7e.html
Oh deer.

And if you think that’s bad, definitely don’t read the comments on this thread, for they are just a string of rip-your-antlers-out-awful deer puns – and one incredible poem about foxes.

(*Definitely* read the comments.)

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/MesserBest/status/1245357825741783046?s=20
Gets better with every watch.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1245106348808904704?s=20
Wholesome. Blessed. Good.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/bryan_leblanc/status/1245118409005809664?s=20
The Simpsons and Steely Dan, together at last, for 23 glorious seconds.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/steelydance/status/1245376622922027010?s=19
If you think you’ve gone down some weird youtube holes, @ameliargh essentially lives down a yawning youtube crevasse.

#VelocityFriday https://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/internet/2020/03/allow-me-introduce-you-wonderful-ridiculous-inexplicable-world
Allow me to introduce you to the wonderful, ridiculous, inexplicable world of nonsense on YouTube

 As an authority on Online Weird Stuff, I wanted to recommend some lesser-known channels that delight and distract me.

https://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/internet/2020/03/allow-me-introduce-you-wonderful-ridiculous-inexplicable-world
Turns out there’s never been a better time to start a business! Kinda.

#VelocityFriday

http://www.paulgraham.com/badeconomy.html 
Here’s a man doing the coming in the air tonight drum break using only his kitchen cupboards.

#VelocityFriday https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ft9csp/in_the_air_tonight_drum_solo_quarantine_edition/
In The Air Tonight drum solo: Quarantine edition

Posted in r/funny by u/BTTF_DeLorean • 568 points and 36 comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ft9csp/in_the_air_tonight_drum_solo_quarantine_edition/
Thanks @johnkrasinski for doing something genuinely lovely and positive while everything else has gone to pot.

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You know the lack of sport is biting when you’re finding this Marble Formula 1 race an absolute nail-biter.

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God I’m thirsty.

#VelocityFriday https://www.adweek.com/creativity/its-not-a-real-guinness-ad-but-it-is-a-perfect-guinness-ad/
It's Not a Real Guinness Ad. But It Is a Perfect Guinness Ad

Freelancer Luke O’Reilly created a spec masterpiece to keep people from spreading COVID-19. And the brand loved it.

https://www.adweek.com/creativity/its-not-a-real-guinness-ad-but-it-is-a-perfect-guinness-ad/
Not only is this a great idea but the video of a Frenchperson (presumably) daintily assembling a whopper is delightful.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/BurgerKingFR/status/1245017096205086720
Innocent nail it again.

#VelocityFriday https://www.linkedin.com/posts/innocent-drinks_were-going-to-carry-on-activity-6646836585117569024-CSAO/
innocent drinks on LinkedIn: We're going to carry on. | 70 comments

We're going to carry on.... 70 comments on LinkedIn

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/innocent-drinks_were-going-to-carry-on-activity-6646836585117569024-CSAO/
James Blake’s whole hour-plus instagram live show.

Magic.

(There’s a wonderful Bill Withers Radiohead mashup around the 50 minute mark.)

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I will now never be satisfied with emoji until they all look like these.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/nukehead/status/1245669590190997504
English crips aficionados: @JoelGolby is now your god and this maniacally funny treatise your bible.

American readers: this is everything and more than you could ever hope to learn about the wonderful world of british chips.

#VelocityFriday https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/594d5k/what-your-choice-of-crisps-says-about-you
What Your Choice of Crisps Says About You

Or: Walkers Sensations have made me lose my mind.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/594d5k/what-your-choice-of-crisps-says-about-you
Turns out having a gay bff isn’t all glamour and dance parties.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/tessplease/status/1245157943240056833?s=19
It’s beautiful when someone has so perfectly found their calling.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1245488015666860032
Currently happening to everyone several times a week.

#VelocityFriday https://twitter.com/evaandheriud/status/1241760423931777024?s=09
That’s it for this week’s #VelocityFriday.

Have a great weekend, try doing something to make it different from your weekdays.
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