All right, we've blocked out the end of Ep 4 and are now onto Ep 5 of The Witcher

OH VALLEY OF PLENTY

oh no, that guy

i love that guy

Is Princess Girl in Avatar now?

this guy is the bardiest bard to ever bard

is Geralt's horse also slow aging?

i love that geralt is incapable of being a dick, no matter how he tries

oh, yennifer

more boobs

AND NOW THEY MEET

okay, i see the potentia-- BATH

does he ever wash his hair?

HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

this poor elf dude. also geralt saying "fuck" is such a mood.

OH VALLEY OF PENIS

this is going well for geralt and yennifer

yennifer only has weird sex scenes

someone please let the bard know you're okay

this really is Avatar (not the good one)

i feel like i should care more about the wood elves?

onto ep 6

I'm not super comfortable with how the PoC characters are always servants or barbarians or both

ooh is this going to be a dragon?

I'm buying the Geralt/Yennifer thing in a general way

I don't mind that the bard hates Yennifer because I definitely would in his position as well

I'm looking forward to Geralt and Ciri meeting because I think he could benefit from some reluctant fatherhood

they keep saying Geralt is in love with Yennifer but I like them more as fuck-frenemies

NO DON'T KILL THE CUTE THING

i don't understand the politics at all, I'm trying

I have some problems with this baby thing tbh, she's a mage, wouldn't it be easier to Rumpelstiltskin this shit, pregnancy really isn't all it's cracked up to be

elf boy sidekick!

wait, did the cool sisters just

is the show worried we'll forget yennifer has boobs if we don't see them every 20 minutes

well, this is quite a fight scene

This is some weirdness

ouch, dragonman dropping truth bombs

is someone going to look after that egg?

geralt there was no reason to treat your bard like that

ep 7 and princess thinks she can steal while wearing the only colorful clothes in the entire village

oh girl don't steal horses

Oh, armor queen, you're trying a switch, this is no good, this is a bad idea

armor queen these are big mistakes

hi, yennifer. where do you get all this eyeshadow, is it magic

oh, it's the ex!

poor lonely yennifer, hooking up with the hs bf is rarely a good idea

going back to high school is never a good idea either

is she... getting the students high?

yennifer is one of those teachers everyone loves but requires years of therapy to recover from later

the uterus burning thing, is that just something yennifer did for her beauty, or do all mages have to do it?

At last, the time jumps I didn't even know were there until about 5 eps in have converged!

I'm going to have to rewatch the whole thing to understand this won't I

these single shot fights are really good

aw she talks to her horse too

Welp, prophecy is a bitch

Onto the final ep, I'm sure it will be relaxing

Aw, Geralt saved the old dude, he's such a nice boy

i do not trust this motherly lady

fancy pants opening sequence!

I need a map. Is the game/books the same plot as this?

FWIW I don't forgive the professor witch for anything. "I, your trainer, abuse you for your own good" is one of my most hated tropes.

SHE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

still not clear on why the bad king is obsessed with the princess

sacrificing your own mages for one hit each seems like very bad battle strategy

BB DRAGON

replenishing sword is a neat trick

ew ew eW wormbox EW

i love that Geralt carries around healing potions

uhoh

all this shit is going down and geralt is being hauled around like a sack of potatoes