Thread by @jeffreykboakye, **The UK Rap Pun Appreciation Thread**Celebrating puns, double entendres and general wordplay [...]

**The UK Rap Pun Appreciation Thread**

Celebrating puns, double entendres and general wordplay from UK lyricists.

Like, RT, add your own. Let& #39;s go

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I& #39;m a young thug getting rich, homie
Rap life/ My car sticks in your memory, that& #39;s what I call a flash drive
-Konan

MCs think they& #39;re raising the bar by spitting on fourteen genres a day?
Safe, raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway
-Jme

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Fight club yeah
Bought me a pair of Airs
My breddas told me well done cos them mediums is rare
-Tinie

I got a brownin& #39; livin& #39; in Sydenham
Professor X & #39;cause truesay the back ain& #39;t there
But the brain is brilliant

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-Dave

Skrr, skrr when I& #39;m in a coupe
My young G, bring the beef to your door like Deliveroo
So don& #39;t get smart
If, if they find out that Mark& #39;s got the belly, they& #39;ll stretch Mark

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-Konan

That& #39;s not sensible, and I can sense the bull
That& #39;s why these rappers couldn& #39;t see me coming
If they were vaginas, with spectacles

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-Sway

I& #39;m from a country where coke& #39;s no joke
Why the f*** do you think the Queen named her son Charlie?
-Casisdead

I& #39;m so up front, you should roll me the ball.
-Kano

Beats... I ain& #39;t sharing & #39;em like Teddy.
The only thing I will share like Jack
Is lyrics, spray whenever you& #39;re ready
-Jme

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But girl, I can& #39;t lie:
You& #39;re a gem and I ain& #39;t even talking & #39;bout the star sign
-Dave

Since & #39;Otis& #39; the world been listening
Jackpot, like I burgled the kitchen
-Krept

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"You never saw me in a suit, but I had a blazer"
-J Hus

My old ting saw me lipsing my new ting
Luckily I got a calm ex
-Konan & #39;Carmex& #39;

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#wordplayappreciationday

You wanna play games? 11-a-side
Man unite with the devil and strike
I& #39;m in another man& #39;s city, no home advantage
-Ghetts ghetting violent

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#wordplayappreciationday

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