**The UK Rap Pun Appreciation Thread**

Celebrating puns, double entendres and general wordplay from UK lyricists.

Like, RT, add your own. Let's go

I'm a young thug getting rich, homie
Rap life/ My car sticks in your memory, that's what I call a flash drive
-Konan

MCs think they're raising the bar by spitting on fourteen genres a day?
Safe, raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway
-Jme

Fight club yeah
Bought me a pair of Airs
My breddas told me well done cos them mediums is rare
-Tinie

I got a brownin' livin' in Sydenham
Professor X 'cause truesay the back ain't there
But the brain is brilliant
-Dave

Skrr, skrr when I'm in a coupe
My young G, bring the beef to your door like Deliveroo
So don't get smart
If, if they find out that Mark's got the belly, they'll stretch Mark

-Konan

That's not sensible, and I can sense the bull
That's why these rappers couldn't see me coming
If they were vaginas, with spectacles

-Sway

I'm from a country where coke's no joke
Why the f*** do you think the Queen named her son Charlie?
-Casisdead

I'm so up front, you should roll me the ball.
-Kano

Beats... I ain't sharing 'em like Teddy.
The only thing I will share like Jack
Is lyrics, spray whenever you're ready
-Jme

But girl, I can't lie:
You're a gem and I ain't even talking 'bout the star sign
-Dave

Since 'Otis' the world been listening
Jackpot, like I burgled the kitchen
-Krept

"You never saw me in a suit, but I had a blazer"
-J Hus

My old ting saw me lipsing my new ting
Luckily I got a calm ex
-Konan 'Carmex'
#wordplayappreciationday

You wanna play games? 11-a-side
Man unite with the devil and strike
I'm in another man's city, no home advantage
-Ghetts ghetting violent
#wordplayappreciationday