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If I had a pussy, I’d sell it
I’d have Black Friday sales on that cat and all
Selling pussy at the right price with the right target audience could make more money than moving work
Especially if you offer a pussy subscription.. with automated emails like “your pussy bill is past due”
I’d make a website where my clients can leave pussy reviews. And on their birthday they’d get 20% off the cat.
And on weekends a pussy purchase would come with a complimentary fish plate
And I’d have a rewards club so after 10 pussy purchases you get one free night, like the hotel.
I’d have stocks available in the stock market.. I’d really market the 
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I’d have monthly pussy empowerment meetings and charge a $300 fee to teach other chicks how to brand their pussy and tell them my success story and call them broke
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I’d have a monthly pussy sales chart with goals, like retailers..
Pussy would go double platinum with no promo
