"NIGERIAN DOCTORS ARE USELESS"

I am called by an anxious patient relative to resuscitate a patient who was choking because, as I'd later know, her sister fed her while she lay flat on the bed!

During the resuscitation, the sister poured prayers all over, speaking in tongues.

After resuscitation, I asked the sister, "What happened before she started choking?" Aunty looked at me, rolled her eyes slightly & continued kabashing like I wasn't even there.

TBH I was stunned to a stand-still. The nurse said, "The doctor is asking you a question..."

And this prayerful sister, whom I thought did not want to be distracted from her communication with her God retorted, "I have an international doctor that doesn't ask too much questions, his name is Doctor Jesus"

That was when I: