"NIGERIAN DOCTORS ARE USELESS"

I am called by an anxious patient relative to resuscitate a patient who was choking because, as I& #39;d later know, her sister fed her while she lay flat on the bed!

During the resuscitation, the sister poured prayers all over, speaking in tongues.
After resuscitation, I asked the sister, "What happened before she started choking?" Aunty looked at me, rolled her eyes slightly & continued kabashing like I wasn& #39;t even there.

TBH I was stunned to a stand-still. The nurse said, "The doctor is asking you a question..."
And this prayerful sister, whom I thought did not want to be distracted from her communication with her God retorted, "I have an international doctor that doesn& #39;t ask too much questions, his name is Doctor Jesus"

That was when I:https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
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