Share your silly unpopular take on cycling / bikes - nothing serious, I only want the mildest lukewarm opinions here.

Mine is that I think deep rim wheels look silly
There should be a Tour de Violence where you’re allowed to go after other riders, like an ice hockey version of cycling or Wacky Races
Mad colours and patterns on cycling kits are fun and everyone should just get on board with them
I LIKE SHORT CYCLING SOCKS
LINDSAY LOHAN’S NEW SONG IS GOOD

Wait sorry wrong thread
If anyone doubts the power of my brand, I am replying to all these tweets from the turbo trainer while listening to power ballads like an incredible dweeb

(Please excuse those wheelie bins under my eyes, right now I am ~not sleeping~)
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