Thread by @Defebwar, Ok. I’m starting The Office.Ep1: I’m already on the Jim/Pam boat. Does [...]

Ok. I’m starting The Office.
Ep1: I’m already on the Jim/Pam boat. Does their ship have a name?

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Ep2: Pam: “I’m saving that cuz I like it when the cards go thp thp thp thp thp” Same, Pam. Same.

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Oh. I did NOT expect the diversity meeting to start like that.

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Omg, it’s getting worse. It’s getting so much worse.

Is Michael like this the whole time?
I understand Jim on a spiritual level, diving for the phone to get out of the second meeting.

Oh no. Jim lost the sale to Dwight? Fuck that guy. Wait. Shoulder sleeps. Hmm

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Jim’s job vs career thing.

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Spontaneous dental hydro-plosion

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Everything I’m writing is about Jim & Pam. I think I’m getting it now.

“A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina”
These aren’t actors. This script is real life, isn’t it? This shit is too real. Fuck, lololol

What is that mask Dwight is wearing at the basketball game???!? It seems like that will 100% break his nose.

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The anime expo shirt is KILLING ME.

“3” *misses a layup* I know very little about basketball, but I’m HOWLING as much as one can at 4am with housemates

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“I feel god in this Chili’s tonight.” Poor Pam, lolol, but she low-key saved that Dundees.

Oh god. I accidentally all of season 1 and 2 episodes of s2. I have to sleep. Wtf?! I imagine I’ll be back at it tomorrow/later today.

Jim: “I’m not the one who lost their desk” LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh no. The senpai thing is making me cringe so hard.

Why did they make Dwight the weeb????!??!!

“Open your mouth”
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

The Jim confessionals about Pam & Roy are my favorite. John Krasinski has the best expressions.

Ahhhh!!! Tim Meadows is in this one.

Oh, no. Threat Level: Midnight

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“It’s not much of a date if the girl goes home to her fiancé.

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Ow.

Ok. I have to tear myself away or I’m not going to get anything done. This has to be one of the most bingeable shows in existence. The pacing is so good. I’m never bored.

Aaaaand we’re back. That teapot was so sweet.

June 10th. What a shit day.

“Get Ryan”
“Ryan is...dead”
...
“Hello everyone. Ryan, who was supposed to be dead.”

“Dwight, you have your hand up.”

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I’ve heard the nickels in the phone thing before, but holy shit, it’s SO much funnier with context. Fuck.

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“How long is the wait for a table for two?”
“I will never, ever serve you”
...
“This was my grandfather’s. He was buried in it, so it’s an heirloom”

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The umbrella hook on the coat rack. I’m SCREAMING!! Dwight’s fucking FACE!!

Pam is the goat

Oh no, the charity conversation. Jim broke me. Again. What a fucking troll

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My cinnamon roll Jim is crying & I’m broken.

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THEY’RE KISSING!! THEY ARE KISSING!! ALERT!!

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WAIT. WHAT??!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PAM, WHAT IS GOING ON??!? FUUUUUUUUCK

Jim. Fucking. Transferred.

Gutted.

(Good thing I know how that ends because everyone does. Still hurts though)

Ann Perkins!!!! I mean, Rashida Jones.

My inner Leslie Knope freaked a bit

Oh, THAT’s why I hate Angela. Makes sense.

Big Tuna using the jello trick again. Lololol, that face

Poor Oscar. Michael needs to get arrested. Jfc

A METAL DETECTOR!!!!

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Ok, listen...Scranton is great...but also...Stamford is fucking hilarious.

“Wait, that’s Weekend at Bernie’s”

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“This isn’t a game”
“Well there is a ball”

Phyllis, you sweet angel

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Ok, the office shuffle was a whirlwind, but if that temp punk doesn’t get his ass out of Jim’s old desk so he can flirt with Pam, I’m gonna scream.

“Can you do a high falsetto voice?”

Classic Jim look after the banjo. Still great. Time for an Animal Crossing break, though!!

I’ve just been watching and not writing. Still enjoying it.

If you don’t like it, you can drive the bus.

Voldemort. Voldemort.

Check to see if there’s a conversion chart in that notebook

Like something with the body of a walrus and the head of a sea lion.

I’m screaming

The first time Jim got down on one knee, I put down everything I was holding and sat up straight. I was ready. It’s cute that he already had the ring though...even if he didn’t actually propose. Goober.

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My new favorite thing is all the proposal fake-outs from Jim to Pam

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Could Angela just fall down the stairs or something?? I’m sure the actress is nice, but FUCK, that character is a nightmare.

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